I’m Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I’m Named Secretary Of Defense Premium SS T-Shirt

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SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17.5 in 27 in
S 19 in 28 in
M 20.5 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
  • 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
  • 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 6-ounce, 100% US cotton
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • Premium 32 singles Tri-Blend Raglan T-Shirt
  • 4.3 oz; 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16.25 in 26 in
S 18.25 in 27 in
M 20.25 in 28 in
L 22.25 in 29 in
XL 24.25 in 30 in
2XL 26.25 in 31 in
3XL 28.25 in 32 in
  • 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
  • Athletic Heather: 90/10 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly
  • Triblend Colors: 3.8-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
  • Dark Grey Heather: 4.2-ounce, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly, 32 singles
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
  • 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
  • (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 15.25 in 24.72 in
S 16.25 in 25.35 in
M 17.25 in 25.98 in
L 18.25 in 26.61 in
XL 19.25 in 27.24 in
2XL 21.25 in 27.87 in
3XL 22.25 in 28.50 in
  • 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey; Fabric laundered
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; 32 singles for extreme softness
  • Side Seamed; Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
  • Slim Fit, please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; 30 singles
  • Self-fabric binding on neck and armholes
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
  • (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 13.75 in 19 in
YS 15.25 in 20.5 in
YM 16.75 in 22 in
YL 18.25 in 23.5 in
YXL 19.75 in 25 in
  • 4.3 oz, 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester 32 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Side-seamed; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 15 in 19.25 in
YS 16 in 21 in
YM 17 in 22.75 in
YL 18 in 25 in
YXL 19 in 27.25 in
  • 5.2-ounce, 100% ring spun combed cotton
  • Rib knit neck; Tag-Free Label
  • Colorblock ¾ raglan sleeves
  • Curved & covered hem
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 19.75 in
YS 17 in 21.25 in
YM 18 in 22.5 in
YL 19 in 24 in
YXL 20 in 25.5 in
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • 1x1 rib knit cuffs & waistband with spandex; Front pouch pocket
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • 5.3 oz. 100% USA cotton
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Double-needle stitching throughout, ribbed cuffs
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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I’m Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I’m Named Secretary Of Defense Premium SS T-Shirt

The I’m Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I’m Named Secretary Of Defense Premium SS T-Shirt is made with a premium short sleeve (SS) shirt base, combining softness, breathability, and everyday durability. Crafted from high-quality cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel, this tee holds its shape and color even after repeated washing. The I’m Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I’m Named Secretary Of Defense Premium SS T-Shirt features a classic fit with a ribbed crew neckline and reinforced stitching — perfect for printing, casual wear, or branding. Ideal for both men and women, it’s a wardrobe essential that delivers lasting comfort and clean style.

Product Fabric & Easy Care

  • Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort.
  • Premium fabric weight ensures durability and a smooth feel.
  • Classic short sleeve design with a ribbed crew neckline.
  • Size: S / M / L / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL.
  • Color: Black/Midnight/Navy/Red/Royal/White.
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors to maintain quality.
  • Tumble dry low; avoid bleach to preserve softness and print.

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 1 - 3 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-9 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

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